06-15-2010, 06:58 PM
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Ain't Happening
A father stood and watched his young daughter as she explored natures bounty in his garden. He was so proud of her and the sweetness of her youth he had a tear come into his eye.
He noticed she was intently watching something so he walked over to see what it was she was looking at. There was two spiders, one on top of the other. "Daddy, what are the spiders doing?" "Honey, they are mating." "What kind of spider is that?" "That is a Daddy long legs." "So is the other spider is a Mommy long legs?" "No honey, it's a Daddy long legs also." The little girl stood up, raised her foot and stomped the spiders into the ground. "That **** might be OK in California, but it ain't happening here in Texas!"
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06-15-2010, 08:32 PM
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Lol thats funny!
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06-16-2010, 08:55 PM
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that's great!
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